Conversations From Alaska

“I am eating at the northernmost Denny’s in the world. My brother is eating reindeer.”

“OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU EAT REINDEER? THEY’RE SANTA’S VEHICLES OF LOVE AND JOY. Doesn’t your brother want Christmas presents?”

“Wouldn’t he be taking everyone else’s presents too?”

“HEARTLESS BASTARD. Tell him to stop eating the reindeer!”

“In Finland, people drink hot reindeer blood like tea.”

“No wonder they’re all so gloomy in winter. There’s no way they get Christmas after that sort of behavior.”

[Brother, sending picture of breakfast] “Rudolph is tasty!”

“YOU’RE RUINING CHRISTMAS.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t do it too often.”

“I don’t think eating Santa’s helpers is a three-strikes deal…”

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November Jones lives in a small but very colorful house with three cats and her very noisy partner, codename: Batman.

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